Chomu No 1. Happy Valentine’s Day everybody. A lot of us become a Chomu in love (sometime succeed too) and many of us don’t really get a girlfriend/boyfriend and still become a Chomu. So, it really doesn’t matter and lets just be a Chomu. Have fun!
Lyrics
Tu hi toh mera baby shona hai mujhe toh ab tujhme khona hai hone do ab jo bhi hona hai
kone mein dekho wo bichhauna hai yahi toh wo jaadutona hai pyar ke beej bona hai
tu mera chomu number one
khada hai khada hai khada hai deewana tera mara hai mara hai mara hai, dil tujhpe mera khuli khuli lagti hai ye duniya, jo tujhko paya dabi dabi dabi dabi baithi hain jazbaatein meri
ab ho jaane de kho jaane de tujhmein mujhko sanam
Andar kitni garmi hai Bahar kitni sardi hai Toone bedardi meri Haalat kaisi kar di hai Uff andar kitni garmi hai Bahar kitni sardi hai Toone bedardi meri Haalat kaisi kar di hai Dil mein basa le apna bana le Yoon na badha meri uljhan
We all know how interesting the society and its people around us is. There are so many things we have problems with in the society we live in. This song we made is a slap to all the nonsense we face in our usual life.
LAG GAYE. Our first and most used MEME song is finally released with a Music Video and with a surprise in the end. Every line in this song is an experience of our life. So take your headphones and experience the ugly real truth of this world.
Duniya ka jhol samajhte Laude Lag Gaye Logo ke Chutiyapon se Laude Lag Gaye Pyar me socha tha ki hogi Chain sukun ki nain Uske laudo ke chhakar me mere Laude lag gaye
Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye
Ha Bhosdiwalo bahot hasi aa rahi hai tumhe Lagenge tumhare bhi laude kisi din Jaise ki mere lage hai
Sapne dekhe mithe mithe sabse hat ke Peshe se gayak hum majdoor ban gaye Bhanti bhanti ke Chuttad rockstar ban gaye Hum yaha hi hilate baithe Laude lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye
Yaar kya mast nadi kinare Baith ke ganja fukh raha tha Sala aaya thulla Laude laga ke gaya Lag Gaye Bhai Lag Gaye
Baap Bole Beta Doctor Banja MBA karle Ganit Wale Guruji Ne toka tha Bhosdike Padh le Baap Bole Beta Doctor Banja MBA karle Ganit Wale Guruji Ne toka tha Bhosdike Padh le
Me Buddhu Me Chutiya Me Chutiyapon ka Mukhiya Me Buddhu Me Chutiya Me Chutiyapon ka Mukhiya Baaje bajau Gane Gau Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye
Kismat Kahu Ya Duniya ki Bakchodi Kahu Kismat Kahu Ya Duniya ki Bakchodi Kahu Bas sochta hu ki Bhenchod Mai Rahu bhi Ya Na rahu
Bith Rahi Jawani Ab Bhi aas karta hu Fat chuki hai Gand Ab Udas Marta hu Sochta hu ke me bhi to Insaan Jaisa hu Ek din me bhi ji lunga aas Karta hu
Laude Lag Gayeeee… Mere Laude Lag Gaye… Phode Pad Gayeeee… Aree Laude Lag Gaye
Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye Laude Lag Gaye
Presenting a classic funny song ‘Teri Choodiyon Ki’. Turn the volume knob up to the maximum and dance like crazy as the Indian’s most double meaning song is here to entertain you.
Lyrics:
Teri choo… Teri choo Teri choodiyon ki khan-khan se Mera lon… Mera lon Mera london jaana chhoot gaya Teri ga…. Teri ga Teri gai ne itna doodh diya Mera lo…. Mera lo Mera lota usme doob gaya Teri choo… Teri choo Teri choodiyon ki khan-khan se Mera lon… Mera lon Mera london jaana chhoot gaya Teri ga…. Teri ga Teri gai ne itna doodh diya Mera lo…. Mera lo Mera lota usme doob gaya Teri choo choo choo choo Mera lon lon London jana chhoot gaya Teri ga… Ga… Ga. Ga Mera lo… Lo Lota usmein doob gaya
Gol gol gol chashma hai mera gol Khol khol khol dil ka darwaza khol Doodh doodh doodh tera doodh jaisa rang Bho bho bho bhola hai mera mann Mai tel mai tel mai tel lagake peeche se Teri poo teri poo teri pooch mein aag laga dunga Main muth main muth main mutthi mein biscuit bhar ke Teri boo teri boo teri booa ko main khila dunga
Teri choo teri choo teri choodiyon ki khan-khan se Mera lon mera lon Mera london jana chhoot gaya Teri ga teri ga Teri gai ne itna doodh diya Mera lo mera lo Mera lota usmein
London jana chhoot gaya Teri ga… Ga… Ga… Ga Mera lo lo Lota usmein doob gaya
